Mike's Law

I'm campaigning for Mike's Law to be passed. Unfortunately it will never make it on to the books. Mike's Law is everyone yielding the right away and pulling over to the side to allow Mike (That's me) to pass when ever I am driving on the road ways. I really think it should be law because I am the only one that knows how to drive.

Everyday I see accidents just waiting to happen. People merging from lane to lane without looking to see if there is another car next to them. Swinging way out into the left lane to make a right turn. Speeding around other drivers so they can cut in front of them and slow down. It's amazing that there aren't more Road Rage murders then there really are.

If Mike's Law can't be passed, why don't we make the drivers test harder? Like require an IQ in at least the double digits to even sit for the written exam. And no one over 70 aloud even in the front seat of a vehicle. Those air bags can hit really hard, we wouldn't want poor Grandma getting maimed with an air pillow even if she was only driving 15 miles an hour in a 50 MPH zone.

So please, I implore you, write to your legislator and ask for Mike's Law to be passed before I attach rail road ties to the front end of my car and smash you off the road.